January 2011
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December 2010
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china shop in a bull: thanks christine. WHAT ABOUT... →
chinashopinabull:
thanks christine. WHAT ABOUT THE GRASS? wait. two answers? that’s not fair. must combine these two somehow. D:
i die casting blizzard. the keyblade explodes from the impact, destroying the glasshouse’s glass walls (derp) with it. but little does dead me know, my tongue had slipped…
then get a guy fawkes mask and hunt down the people that put you in the glasshouse in...
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What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina? Not everything...
– Dad (D)
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too-far tmi tuesday
hearing rainstorms turn me on.
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asianwhodoestoomuch:
awkwardinpink:
asianwhodoestoomuch:
I love texting my friends very candidly about sex….
bro, who doesn’t?
But who in our social circle has actually done it? I’m talking about seniors and their lengthy sexual history…..XD
oh whoa there. that’s fun stuff.
holy shit. you know my (ex)friend kathy? i refuse to discuss sex with her because its too scary when she...
asianwhodoestoomuch:
I love texting my friends very candidly about sex….
bro, who doesn’t?
sheggnog:
diffindo-:
Shangnon - ME TOO OH MY GOD I JUST SAT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER AFTER GETTING HOME ADSFLJDSLFJKADSFJ MY BRAAAAIN
Ginny - IT WAS SO GOOD OH MY GOD IT WAS FUCKING JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD. (also, new woman crush: Mila Kunis. hnng)
IT WAS REALLY REALLY FREAKING GOOD
BUT I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT EVER AGAIN
HOLY CHRIST
DON’T SCARE ME AWAY, WOMAN. JEEEZUS.
i am so fricken excited about life right now,...
just saw Black Swan
diffindo-:
OH MY GOD ASDLKFJASDLFKLADJSKFADS
oooh how was it?
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I am currently in the process of downloading 13...
fuck yeah computer science!: T ‘was the night... →
dustyprogrammer:
T ‘was the night before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse.
The programmers hung by their tubes in despair, With hopes that a miracle soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of…
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no.......i didn't just use my webcam as a mirror...
that would be far too genius preposterous.
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Sims 3 refuses to work on my computer anymore....
hiphopopotamus- asked: oh and merry christmas! i miss yo face
hiphopopotamus- asked: i don't think tumblr is the best place to ask for normal human interaction.
SHHH JUST COME
SHHH JUST COME
hiphopopotamus- asked: oh and merry christmas! i miss yo face
hiphopopotamus- asked: i don't think tumblr is the best place to ask for normal human interaction.
SHHH JUST COME
SHHH JUST COME
email me. lets talk. i need normal human...
Byebye, tumblr. See you on the 26th.
How will I live so long without you??
Forget "you". All I want for Christmas is a...
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You know Vader and Krueger and Joker and Cruella....
voldemortoutbitches:
VOLDEMORT THE NOSELESS DARK LORD
DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING NOSE
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT BLOWS
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Every muscle in my upper body is on fire and...
My abs hurt so much. I hope I don’t sneeze.