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zooey deschanel gets stuck in lucy liu’s dress
This is the least surprising photo I’ve ever seen.
Is it wrong that I love how Lucy Liu is like ~this is not my problem~ ~I am a cyborg princess and this is beneath me~
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This was done with a ball point pen.
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THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, COTTON-EYE-JOE
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Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing.
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
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we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see
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